The Positive Reply Platform

Right message.
Right person.
Real reply.

Relationships are everything. They live in conversation. Conversation leads to contracts, closings, and commissions. Happy Grasshopper makes sure the conversation never stops.

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No contract. Real human support. Replies start fast.

42M+

relationships nurtured

12,000+

agents empowered

15yrs

delivering results

Introducing
BUILT.
The 6-Week Referral Implementation Program
With Dan Stewart & Shon Kokoszka
This Wednesday
May 20th
3:00 PM Eastern  ·  Live Online  ·  Free
Come with contacts.Leave with referrals.
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No pitch. No replay. Show up live or miss it.
“You took me from confusion to clarity with my database. I finally know how it should really work and it’s actually working.”
Kari Davis  ·  Agent, Sanford, Maine
RE/MAX Keller Williams Compass HousingWire Tech100 Century 21 Inman 5-Star eXp Realty Forbes Top Tool Berkshire Hathaway 42M+ Relationships Nurtured Coldwell Banker 15 Years Delivering Results RE/MAX Keller Williams Compass HousingWire Tech100 Century 21 Inman 5-Star eXp Realty Forbes Top Tool Berkshire Hathaway 42M+ Relationships Nurtured Coldwell Banker 15 Years Delivering Results

Why Happy Grasshopper Works

Three things we know to be true.

01

Relationships are everything.

Every commission you have ever earned came from a relationship. Every one you will earn will too. The database isn't the asset. The relationship is.

RELATIONSHIPS 

02

They live in conversation.

Not in your CRM. Not in your database. In the back-and-forth that makes someone feel known. A contact list is not a relationship. A reply is.

CONVERSATIONS

03

Conversation closes deals.

Right things, right order, right result. That is the only system that has ever worked in sales, and the only one Happy Grasshopper is built to support.

CLOSINGS

Who It's For

Your database is already full.
Your pipeline doesn’t have to be empty.

Most agents have hundreds of people who know them, like them, and trust them. They just stopped hearing from them. We fix that.

For Agents

Turn your database into your best referral engine.

Proven expertly written campaigns, built on 15 years of real send and reply data. Choose a message, send it, and watch what comes back. Text messages and ringless voicemail drops go out from your own number. Replies land in your inbox and on your phone.

  • Proven campaigns ready to send today
  • Texts and voicemail drops sent from your number
  • Email, text, ringless voicemail, social media posts, handwritten cards, and gifts
  • Replies come directly to you, not the platform
  • Connects and syncs with Follow Up Boss, Lofty, BoldTrail, and hundreds more
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Then $119/mo. Cancel anytime.

For Brokers & Teams

Grow production. Recruit better. Keep agents longer.

Your agents have relationships they aren't nurturing. Your brokerage has recruits who aren't hearing from you. Happy Grasshopper runs both, consistently, without adding work to anyone's plate. 

  • Brokerage-branded platform your agents will actually use
  • Recruiting outreach that starts conversations, not  broadcasts
  • Agent retention through consistent relationship activity
  • Centralized business strategy with personalized execution at scale
  • Rollout support and team-level guidance included
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Custom pricing. Works alongside your existing workflows.

How It Works

We learn your voice.
Then we use it.

Three steps from signup to replies landing in your inbox.

Tell us who you are and who you’re talking to.

Our Voice and Positioning Profile takes under six minutes. It captures your tone, your audiences, and your goals so every message we write actually sounds like you.

We write the messages. You review and approve them.

Professional copywriters produce content built on 15 years of real send and reply data. Approve, adjust if you like, and send, or let the automation handle it.

Replies land directly in your inbox or on your phone.

Not to a platform or app. Not a filtered view. Your contacts reply to you, personally. Every message, campaign, contact, and relationship stays yours.

How We Reach Out

Six ways to stay in front of
the people who matter.

Every channel works together. You pick what to send. We make sure it lands.

Email

Professionally written messages and campaigns that feel one-to-one. People reply because it doesn't feel like marketing.

Social Posts

We write it. You post it. Social media rewards posts that come from real accounts, so we encourage you to use your own social app to post.

Text Messages

Manually sent from your own phone number in your default messaging app. When a reply comes in, it lands on your phone like any other text.

Handwritten Cards

Real paper, real ink, real stamps, mailed for you. One of the only channels in your mix that people save and show other people.

Ringless Voicemail

Drops directly to voicemail, no ringing. Sent from your own phone number. Members consistently report strong callback rates.

Artisan Gifts

Thoughtful, curated gift boxes sent on your behalf. The kind of gesture that turns a past client into a lifelong referral source.

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Integrates with practically everything.

Every channel works together. You pick what to send. We make sure it lands.

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The Positive Reply Platform

Relationships don't grow from messages sent. 

They grow from replies received.

Most follow-up tools are built around activity. Send more. Automate more. Stay top of mind. Happy Grasshopper starts with a different question. What makes a real person actually write back?

The answer is content that opens a door without closing it. A message that feels like it came from someone who knows them, because we learned your voice before we wrote a word.

That is why members describe it as the most passionately referred service in the industry. It works because it doesn't feel like marketing.

Celebrating

Fifteen Years

Proudly serving real estate professionals since 2011

About Happy Grasshopper →

★★★★★

Here is what members say.

For over a decade, Happy Grasshopper has been one of the most passionately referred services in real estate.

"I had a conversion directly from a Happy Grasshopper campaign email. I was super excited!"

Lindsey Sharp

— April 2026

"My kickoff has been great and the messages are boosting RSVPs for my upcoming event"

Dennis Daniels

— March 2026

"Thrilled with open rate  & replies to my messages..."

Nick Krueger

— February 2026

"We sent an email that resulted in a text from someone who wants to meet about selling their multifamily property and buying more!"

Corey Crain

— May 2026

"We launched last week and were super happy with the number of responses coming back in!"

Jorge Mariscal

— April 2026

“I’m seeing great open and click rates on my campaign, and the recruitment content is already booking appointments.”

John Akhavan

— March 2026

"This brought back an old client..."

Rachel Folger

— December 2025

"We have a few new listings and Happy Grasshopper is definitely playing a role in getting in front of our database!"

Jackie Hayne

— April 2026

"Two agents are already interested in coming in for recruitment from my text message campaign."

Natasha Roosekrans

— March 2026

"I'm getting a great response to my campaign! Lots of texts back and responses to emails."

Eli Varon

— April 2026

"Responses have been incredible..."

Geoff & Hope Moore

— November 2025

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Pricing

How supported do you want to be?

All plans use the same platform. The difference is how quickly you want replies and how much guidance you want along the way.

Happy Grasshopper

The platform that keeps the conversation going

Proven playbooks, six outreach channels, and automation built on 15 years of real send and reply data, all landing in your own inbox.

$119/mo
Start for $19. Cancel anytime.

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  • Proven playbooks for referrals, leads, and recruiting
  • Automation built for real conversations
  • Integrates with your CRM or system
  • Live group sessions twice per week
  • Real human support when you need it

BUILT.

The coaching program that installs your referral business

Come with your contacts database and leave with a referral system that runs whether you're motivated that week or not.

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First session Wednesday, May 20 at 3:00 PM ET

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  • Six live expert coaching sessions
  • Contacts cleaned, segmented and ready
  • Referral language built into every touch
  • Weekly activity standard and accountability rhythm
  • 12-month operating system, fully mapped

Recognized By The Industry's Best

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Our Unfair Advantage: Talent + Data

Happy Grasshopper has monitored the results of hundreds of millions of messages sent by real estate professionals. That experience allows us to deliver recruitment and engagement systems that consistently produce results.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this automated?

Yes — but human automation. Your messages are written by professional copywriters and sent at times that feel natural. The goal is consistency without sounding automated.

Will this sound like marketing?

No. Messages are intentionally written to feel one-to-one. Most members say it feels like something they would have written themselves – just more consistently.

Do replies come to me or the platform?

Directly to you. Replies land in your inbox or on your phone. You own every conversation and every relationship.

Do I have to write anything myself?

Only if you want to. Most members use our professionally written messages, but you're always free to edit or write your own.

Does this replace my CRM?

No. Happy Grasshopper works alongside the CRM you already use. Integrations are optional.

Why are you called Happy Grasshopper?

We fully admit it's not the most obvious name for a company. And yet... since 2010, it's generated a lot of curiosity about what we do.


We chose it because everyone who works in sales knows what it feels like to be treated like an insect. We figure, if you're going to be a bug, you may as well be a Happy Grasshopper.


You become one by building and maintaining great relationships with everyone you serve. That way, instead of simply hopping from one client to the next, you build a huge following of people eager to refer you to others.

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Your database is already full of people who want to hear from you.

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