Text Message Templates for Real Estate Agents

Free Text Messages for Real Estate Agents

Simply copy, paste, and send!

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MESSAGE:

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. 

Remember to keep laughing and call/text if I can answer any questions! Here for you!

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Published on April 3, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 

Remember to keep laughing! Here if you need me. Be well!

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Published on April 3, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar… “Get out of here!” Shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” 

Keep laughing and call or text if you need anything. Be well!

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Published on April 3, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.    

Keep laughing and call/text if you need me. Be well!



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Published on April 3, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

​Now more than ever, our relationships are what really matter– and that means you! Is everything okay?



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Taking a quick poll of my friends. What is a "Lima Bean"? LOL... there's a ton of them at the grocery store if you're feeling adventurous. I hear the bags they come in can be used as toilet paper. 😉


Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Hey... are you binge watching anything better than I am? 😳



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Sphere, past clients, and leads
PURPOSE: Conversation starter

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MESSAGE:

Have you been wondering what COVID means for people wanting to buy or sell real estate? Let's chat and I'll fill you in.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Sphere, past clients, and leads
PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Hey ***RECIPIENT NAME*** ...keeping you in my thoughts at this time. How are you holding up? Staying positive?



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Positive Thought


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MESSAGE:

I just want to let you know that I’ve been staying inside and I’m thinking of you. And burritos. 



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Positive Thought (Funny)


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MESSAGE:

Sorry everything is a bit crazy right now. Just know I am here for you.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Any
PURPOSE: Positive Thought


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MESSAGE:

Need something to take your mind off of things for a second? How about a joke:
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

Remember to keep laughing! Call or text if I can do anything to help.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients 
PURPOSE: Make 'em smile

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Happy Grasshopper is committed to its mission of connecting the world in conversation, and due to Coronavirus/COVID-19, that mission has never been more vital. Please enjoy free access to these messages for email, text, voicemail and social media. Use them to reach out to friends, family, prospects and past clients. Your world needs to hear from you!

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