Free Text Message Templates for Real Estate Agents

Free Text Messages for Real Estate Agents

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MESSAGE:

I was looking at some reports for the real estate market in your area this week and found some interesting stats.

Give me a call so we can discuss them. Talk to you soon!


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Published on July 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base.





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MESSAGE:

I'm not sure why, but you popped into my head this past weekend and I realized we haven't talked in a while.

Give me a call or shoot me a text when you have a chance to catch up!


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Published on July 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base.




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MESSAGE:

I just wanted to say hi and see if I can be of service.

I have several contractors who are anxious to get back to work, so if there is anything you've been needing to get done around the house lately - landscaping, painting, or any odd jobs you need, let me know and I'll give you their contact info.

Stay safe and let me know if there is anything I can do for you!



Published on July 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base.







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MESSAGE:

Hey, it's *** YOUR NAME ***, just wanted to text and check-in with you, see how you are doing. If you need anything please let me know, I have been running some errands for clients and friends and would be happy to add you to that list should you want, or need something. Stay safe, and call if you need me.


Published on June 26, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base.




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MESSAGE:

In times of stress, sometimes you need look no further than your hair roots to find your silver lining. 🙂 Call or text me if you need anything.


Published on June 26, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Joke. Lighter Side of Life.






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MESSAGE:

When things get crazy, remember what Winston Churchill said: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” If you want to move forward with your real estate goals, call me.


Published on June 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Inspirational Quote.






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MESSAGE:

With summer on its way, don’t forget May 27th is Sun Screen Day! Time to think about protecting yourself and your children against the harmful UV rays from the sun.


Published on May 26, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Sun Screen Day.





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MESSAGE:

Mark your calendar. National Gardening Week starts June 7!

Not familiar with this holiday? While there’s been no official Act of Congress proclaiming its official status, National Gardening Week was founded by the National Garden Clubs and is celebrated by green thumbs across the country.

So lift your spades and off we go, heigh-ho, heigh-ho!



Published on May 18, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base, National Gardening Day.





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MESSAGE:

Real estate questions? With everything going on at the moment, what are you looking for? Let me know and talk soon.



Published on May 18, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Leads, Past & Current Clients

PURPOSE:  Touching Base, Real Estate Related.



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MESSAGE:

Hi, I just wanted to let you know people in our area are buying and selling homes.

Do you still have any interest? I’d love to connect. 



Published on May 18, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Leads, Past & Current Clients

PURPOSE:  Touching Base, Real Estate Related.




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MESSAGE:

How do you get 2 elephants in a pick up truck? One in the cab and one in the back.

How do you get 2 mice in a pick-up truck? You can’t. It’s full of elephants.

A twofer! No extra charge. You’re welcome. 

Anything I can help you with? Call or text. 



Published on May 18, 2020 
AUDIENCE: All.

PURPOSE:  Joke, Keep in Touch.







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MESSAGE:

What’s big and grey and has 40 horns? An elephant marching band.
What’s your favorite elephant joke? Call or text anytime. I want to stay in touch.


Published on May 11, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Leads, Past & Current Clients

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Real Estate Related.




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MESSAGE:

When things get crazy, remember what Winston Churchill said:
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
If you need anything, real estate related or otherwise, feel free to call me anytime.


Published on May 11, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Leads, Past & Current Clients

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Inspirational Quote, Real Estate mention.





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MESSAGE:

Knock Knock. Who’s there? To. To Who? It’s To Whom.

Remember to keep laughing and call/text if you need anything. Happy to help!   


Published on May 11, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  All.

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Joke.





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MESSAGE:

Any real estate articles you find confusing?
Questions or concerns about the market?
I’m here to help.
Feel free to call or text if you need me. 


Published on May 11, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Leads, Past & Current Clients

PURPOSE:  Touching base, Real Estate Related.






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MESSAGE:

A mom lives forever in her child’s heart.

Happy Mother’s Day


MOTHER'S DAY MESSAGE

Published on May 4, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Holiday Wishes for Mother's Day.


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MESSAGE:

Remember when you hated to hear your cell ring?
Things change. Call me if you need to talk.



Published on May 4, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Situational humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:

Remember when a bad hair day was your worst nightmare?
How quickly things change. Call or text me if you need to talk.



Published on May 4, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Situational humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:

Hearing mixed messages about the housing market? Feeling overwhelmed?
Let me simplify. Please call/text and I’ll answer your questions. 



Published on May 4, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Real estate market


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MESSAGE:
Remember when you longed for a night at home?

Asked and answered. 🙂 Call or text me if you need anything.



Published on April 27, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Situational humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
Remember when you didn’t give a second thought to T.P.?

How quickly priorities change. Call or text me if you need to talk.



Published on April 27, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Situational/COVID Humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
I’ve read jewel tone colors are becoming the new neutrals in interior design trends.
Ready to exchange beige and gray for sapphire blue and ruby red?

What do you think?



Published on April 27, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Design trend reference, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
What does a pepper do when it’s angry? It gets jalapeño face! 

Keep laughing and call/text if I can help. I’d love to catch up soon! 



Published on April 27, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.  

Keep laughing! Call or text if you need anything! 



Published on April 20, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
Hey, it's **ADD YOUR NAME HERE**

I’m always happy to answer any questions you may have about the real estate market. especially during this unusual time. 

Just let me know, and I will be happy to set up a quick call or video chat. Stay safe! I am here if you need anything.



Published on April 20, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Touching base, offering call or chat if interested.




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MESSAGE:
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 

Keep laughing! Feel free to call or text if you have any questions.



Published on April 20, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke.


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MESSAGE:
Just a quick text to say hi! I hope you’re doing well. Here if you need anything real estate related or otherwise, just call me anytime! Stay safe and healthy!



Published on April 20, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Touching base.


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MESSAGE:
Remember when you had a chance to miss your children?
Asked and answered. 🙂 Call or text me if you need anything.



Published on April 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
Remember when “watching your grass grow” was just an expression?
Things change. 😉  Call or text me if you need anything.



Published on April 13, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Humorous observation, touching base.


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MESSAGE:
I just wanted you to know that I’m here for you and will be happy to help however I can. Let’s catch up soon! Stay safe and well. 



Published on April 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Positive thought


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MESSAGE:
Let’s stay positive and productive during this unusual time.
Please call, text, or video chat if you have any real estate questions. Happy to help! 



Published on April 13, 2020 
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Well wish, touching base


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MESSAGE:
Wishing you well, hoping everything in your world is full of only good and happiness.
Let’s catch up soon! 



Published on April 13, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Well wish, touching base


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MESSAGE:
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. 

Remember to keep laughing and call/text if I can answer any questions! Here for you!



Published on April 3, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 

Remember to keep laughing! Here if you need me. Be well!



Published on April 3, 2020
AUDIENCE:  Any

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar… “Get out of here!” Shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” 

Keep laughing and call or text if you need anything. Be well!



Published on April 3, 2020
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 


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MESSAGE:

Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.    

Keep laughing and call/text if you need me. Be well!





Published on April 3, 2020
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE:  Joke/Humor 



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MESSAGE:

Now more than ever, our relationships are what really matter– and that means you! Is everything okay?



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients

PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Taking a quick poll of my friends. What is a "Lima Bean"? LOL... there's a ton of them at the grocery store if you're feeling adventurous. I hear the bags they come in can be used as toilet paper. ?


Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Hey... are you binge watching anything better than I am? ?



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Sphere, past clients, and leads
PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Have you been wondering what COVID means for people wanting to buy or sell real estate? Let's chat and I'll fill you in.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Sphere, past clients, and leads
PURPOSE: Conversation starter


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MESSAGE:

Hey ***RECIPIENT NAME*** ...keeping you in my thoughts at this time. How are you holding up? Staying positive?



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Positive Thought


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MESSAGE:

I just want to let you know that I’ve been staying inside and I’m thinking of you. And burritos. 



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients
PURPOSE: Positive Thought (Funny)


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MESSAGE:

Sorry everything is a bit crazy right now. Just know I am here for you.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: Any
PURPOSE: Positive Thought


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MESSAGE:

Need something to take your mind off of things for a second? How about a joke:
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

Remember to keep laughing! Call or text if I can do anything to help.



Published on March 24, 2020 
AUDIENCE: People who know you, including sphere and past clients 
PURPOSE: Make 'em smile

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Happy Grasshopper is committed to its mission of connecting the world in conversation, and due to Coronavirus/COVID-19, that mission has never been more vital. Please enjoy free access to these messages for email, text, voicemail and social media. Use them to reach out to friends, family, prospects and past clients. Your world needs to hear from you!

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